1 00:00:22,879 --> 00:00:24,760 What's up? I got your text. 2 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,880 What's so important? Oh, my God. I'm a mess right now. I need you. I need to 3 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,880 talk to somebody. 4 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,920 Okay. Why are you so wound up? 5 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,940 Well, I'm getting fucking married tomorrow, so I'm kind of freaking out 6 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:37,940 now. 7 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:42,060 Oh, my God. This again? You went through this like... 8 00:00:42,330 --> 00:00:46,050 A month ago already. I can't breathe. I'm like starting to like get. 9 00:00:46,530 --> 00:00:52,970 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. All right. You're freaking out for no 10 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,250 know. Right. You know, you like this guy. You guys have been dating, you 11 00:00:56,250 --> 00:01:01,810 it's not, it's not cold feet. I love, I love him. I know it's going to work out 12 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:07,810 fine. I just feel like, I mean, it's going to be one dick for the rest of my 13 00:01:07,810 --> 00:01:08,810 life. 14 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:10,570 Like, okay. 15 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:11,870 That. 16 00:01:12,020 --> 00:01:13,020 That's not my business. 17 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,400 I'm about his dick. 18 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,800 Okay, well, we talk about everything. 19 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,580 I mean, seriously, I don't think it's that big of a deal. But what I'm saying 20 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,720 that I want to stay faithful in my marriage. 21 00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:28,360 So I don't want to fuck up and do the wrong thing and cheat. 22 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:33,720 And I've been thinking, contemplating that maybe I should fuck somebody one 23 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,400 time before I tie the knot. 24 00:01:36,620 --> 00:01:39,920 Wow. You are still such a whore. 25 00:01:40,539 --> 00:01:41,680 Nothing has changed. 26 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:44,460 That is so crazy. What do you mean? 27 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:49,260 You're a dick. I'm not a whore. I mean, come on. Okay, so I have a healthy 28 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:51,200 sexual appetite. 29 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,260 That doesn't make me a whore. But I also don't want to be a cheater on top of 30 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,640 that. So, I don't know. 31 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:04,600 Like, I'm thinking that, you know, maybe you would want to fuck. 32 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,320 I mean, you're only my stepbrother, so it's not related. 33 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:13,240 That's besides the point. First of all, there's an app you can use if you need 34 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,920 to get fucked like that. An app? 35 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:19,260 Oh, my God. I'm too old for an app, and that's going to take way too much time. 36 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,500 I'm getting married tomorrow. I need to get fucked now. 37 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:27,000 You're serious. You're absolutely serious. Of course I'm serious. Why do 38 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,400 think I would tell you? You've lost your fucking mind. No, I haven't. And you 39 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,180 know what? You seriously need help if you think that. 40 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:33,860 Like, come on, man. 41 00:02:34,670 --> 00:02:38,870 We need to... Listen, I trust you in some fucked up way. 42 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:41,670 And I know you won't tell anybody. 43 00:02:43,690 --> 00:02:49,650 And... Why the fuck not? I mean, you've never thought about me at all. I mean, 44 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:50,750 come on. 45 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:52,730 Okay, 46 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:59,510 this is catching me off guard here. Alright, I want to... Come on. 47 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,760 You know what? I think you need to calm down and relax, and this is not that 48 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,860 serious. It'll be a secret between us. 49 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,100 I won't tell anybody. You won't tell anybody. 50 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:16,720 And... This is going to be a very awkward wedding reception if we do this. 51 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:17,720 think it'll be a blast. 52 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:23,360 Please, just think about it. I mean, come on. What do you have to lose? 53 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,880 Is it genuinely, seriously... 54 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:30,450 Going to help you. 55 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:37,270 I swear. I know that if you fuck me one last time, I can keep my vow, 56 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:40,330 I can respect my marriage, and I can go on. 57 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:41,990 That's it. 58 00:03:43,350 --> 00:03:44,610 That's it. Just one time. 59 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:52,370 Okay. What do you... I mean... You're going to help me? 60 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:56,830 I mean... Oh, my God. I already feel so relieved. I don't want you to break 61 00:03:56,830 --> 00:03:58,870 Dave's heart after you... 62 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:00,910 Just have to go suck a dick or something. 63 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:04,090 Yes, just think about Dave. Think about all the good it'll do for him. I'm not 64 00:04:04,090 --> 00:04:07,110 going to think about Dave, but yes. Well, you know what I mean. 65 00:04:07,570 --> 00:04:08,570 Okay. 66 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:10,450 I don't even know. 67 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:17,570 Well, first off, let me show you these because I know you've been dying to see 68 00:04:17,570 --> 00:04:18,570 them. 69 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:27,150 Holy shit. Did you ever think your stepsister would have a set like this? 70 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,660 Not, I mean... Come on, touch them, don't be shy. 71 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,920 Oh my god. 72 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:38,480 Holy shit. 73 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,220 See? 74 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,860 I may have felt a bottom a time or two. 75 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:47,720 Mm -hmm, I knew you would. 76 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,570 Am I pretty in pink? 77 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:15,890 You know what? Maybe we shouldn't do this. 78 00:05:16,530 --> 00:05:21,390 I don't think you can chicken out on me now. No, come on. You've already... 79 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:22,390 What? 80 00:05:23,830 --> 00:05:25,890 How are they going to find out? We're not going to tell anybody. 81 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:31,610 Besides, they haven't been married that long anyway, so this is like... 82 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:36,840 This isn't that serious. You're thinking about it way too much. Seriously. Come 83 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:37,840 on. 84 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,320 Yeah. Feel those. 85 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:44,360 Oh, yeah. Just fuck it, baby. 86 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,840 Our little secret. 87 00:06:07,050 --> 00:06:10,930 Thank God. I just know it's going to help out so much. 88 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:13,190 Oh yeah. 89 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:20,270 Oh my. 90 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:25,050 I didn't think it was going to be that big. This is definitely, I knew I picked 91 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,050 the perfect person. 92 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:28,510 Oh yeah. 93 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,240 You taste so good. 94 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:48,780 You know what? Hold on, hold on. Please take your ring off. Oh, shit. I keep 95 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,380 thinking about fucking Dave. 96 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:54,060 Don't ask, just... Okay. 97 00:07:57,140 --> 00:08:00,460 No way he can know about this. 98 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,180 No way. 99 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,900 I promise I won't tell anybody. 100 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,580 So this is what you were like in high school, huh? 101 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,880 This is what some of my friends would... 102 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:52,720 Wildest dreams have come true. 103 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,360 Oh, my... 104 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,240 baby. 105 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:11,540 Oh. 106 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,260 Yeah, that's right. 107 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:49,210 Your dad doesn't know you have this. 108 00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:53,430 What? What are you doing? Oh my god, shut the fuck up and fuck me, you idiot. 109 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:46,450 This is so so wrong. 110 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,500 Oh. Oh. 111 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,480 Wow 112 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,800 Love is good, huh? 113 00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:26,830 We could have been doing this a long time ago. 114 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,880 Oh, my fucking God. 115 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Every bit of it. 116 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:53,920 Let's hope 117 00:24:53,920 --> 00:25:00,780 Dave doesn't 118 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:01,780 taste that tomorrow. 119 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,520 Remember our little secret.